No, I can't. You see I have developed a nasty virus. Unlike the typical "buyer's remorse" you often hear about, I have developed something on the total opposite end of the spectrum. It's called
"I got the nicest house in my price range, nanny nanny poo poo-itis."
I hear it may even me incurable. Symptoms include:
*Compulsively checking MLS for homes in the same price range that I got my home for
*Thoroughly examining each photo of said houses and scoffing at the ugly carpet, impossible to remover wallpaper, or horrific hot pink and orange bathroom tile.
*Calculating the amount of acreage of said houses times the desirability of location divided by the cost of taxes to the power of home renovations needed...times pi.
*Basking in the realization that my house has the most acreage, best location, moderate taxes, and least renovations needed of the homes in its price range....times pi.
*Compulsively RE-checking MLS in surrounding areas as well, to make sure that I'm still right.
Yup, it's a nasty nasty case I've got. But boy does it make me feel good at the end of the day!

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